fortune-mod-oneliners

Examples: For sale: Parachute. Only used once, never opened, small stain. Eagles may soar, but groundhogs don’t get sucked into jet engines. There are three kinds of people in this world, ones you can count on, and ones that can’t count. Download releases: * oneliners-0.1.tar.gz (Nov…

fortune-mod-southpark

Examples: Rub my nipples as I torture this little piggy! No dude, I'd be scared too, your mom is a fucking bitch. Don't call my mom a bitch, you fat fuck! Don't call me fat you buttfucking son of a bitch. Should we blame…

fortune-mod-powerpuff

Examples: Narrator: Sugar .. Spice .. and everything Nice. These are the ingredients to the perfect little girl. But Professor Utonium accidentally added one ingredient to the concoction: Chemical X Thus, the Powerpuff Girls were born. Using their ultra superpowers, Blossom, Bubbles, and Buttercup have dedicated their lives to fighting crime and…

Guur sings on IRC

<guur> We don't need no engineering <guur> We dont need no source control <guur> No crypto checksums on the distfiles <guur> Porters leave them files alone <guur> Hey! Porters! Leave them files alone! <guur> All in…

Google AdSense and more

A colleague of mine has been pretty busy studying the pagerank and AdSense stuff. And he got me interested in all this, so I’ll be trying out some of his pointers to increase my page rank ghehe :) I’ve left the google banner in text only mode and changed…

Welcome!

Heyas and welcome to my own little point of presence on the web. This site is just a little collection of the stuff I like to do in my spare time. That’s why you’ll see a nice collection of zelda stuff and linux stuff... This site is work…